Borat, Very Nais !

“I like sex .. is nais.”-Borat

Cultural learnings of America for benefit of Kazakhstan

Take an illiterate man in English , funny pronounciation , and Ali G’s mind , and you get Borat.

Not much is there to say about this movie. It isn’t a masterpiece , it doesnt have a deep and compelling storyline,
there are no love scenes , action scenes or whatsoever. But it is more than that , it is a deep insight into America.
The adventure of a sohai (read stupid) from Kazakhstan in America. Finding much more then the cultural differences from Kazakhstan and America , but also , love.

“High Five !”

Borat Sagdiyev and his friend , Azamat Bagatov go to America to record a documentary titled “Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
Many a difference between their culture. The first scene is shown that Borat and Azamat are amazed by the escalator , as if though it was a machine created by god.

Borat comes to “US and the A” to learn things that may benefit him and his country , Kazakhstan , which is surrounded by “assholes”.
He first learns how to be funny. This scene in particular , is probably one of the funniest in the film.

Borat learns how to do “not” jokes here. “My suit is balack………………” “No. Thats not how you do it. “NOT”.

“My brother Bilo have big hand like this”

Also , he learns how to dine like fine americans. Fine must I add. VERY fine. He brings in some “unpleasant guests”.
I musnt spoil the movie.

Borat uncovers true love , when he see’s Pamela Anderson , in Baywatch. He ventures to California to meet her and make
“love explosion” on her stomach. He goes through many grutifying tasks such as losing his one and only friend in USA , Azamat .

He brings a bear along too. He also learns how to drive. Wa-wa-wo-wa.

Borat’s grizzly bear

This movie , though a review , is very short. Because almost everything in it was real. There was a controversy that the proper Kazakhstan nation condemned the movie
for various reasons. Most of the movie was highly debated whether being scripted or not. From the looks of it , I doubt it ; except maybe for 1 or 2 parts.

“Kazhakstan is the best country in the world !” sings Borat

This is what it makes up for. The reaction of the people , was very very hilarious. Their faces were angry and disgusted. They did not expect it. I mean , who would
expect a rugged bearded man saying ;

“My name-a Borat . Nais to meet you” and proceeds to kiss you. A normal reaction would be “What the fuck is your problem man? I’ll pop ya’ in the fuckin’ balls.”.

That’s the normal response , and thats what came out of the normal citizen’s mouth.

I can’t really say much , and I doubt this is good , but I RECOMMEND A WATCH.

It’s probably the best comedy of 2006.It was hilarious on so many levels , it was pitiful.

8/10. Best comedy ever, EVER !

“Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world”
“All other countries are run .. by little girls”
“Kazakhstan is the number one exporter of Potassium”
“All other countries export less Potassium”

“Look close – you can see my chram inside my sport panties!”

Did you know…

• Sacha Baron Cohen speaks Hebrew for most of the extended dialogue, but he also uses simple Polish phrases a lot (for example: “jen-koo-yeh” is Polish for “thank you”.) The Hebrew is quite understandable, and by and large corresponds to what his character should be saying at the time.
• The person who appears in the Polaroid photos as Borat’s son is actor Stonie, a 25-year-old gay porn star who has appeared in nearly 65 adult films.
• How many lawsuits have been filed relating to this movie you ask? 4 times.
• This film broke Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)’s record for the biggest box office opening weekend ever for any film that opened in fewer than a thousand theaters.
• The police were called on Sacha Baron Cohen 91 times during the production of this film
• The suit Sacha Baron Cohen wears when playing Borat has deliberately never been cleaned.
• The character of Borat originated as short pieces on the British TV show “Da Ali G Show”
• Borat’s hobbies are making “sexy-time”, ping pong, disco dancing, sunbathing (while wearing a green “slingshot” thong), shooting dogs, spitting, sitting on comfortable chairs, taking pictures of women while they “make-a toilet,” jumping on the trampoline, and drinking traditional wine made from “fermented horse urine”
  Borat has had many diseases including gonorrhoea, syphilis, and herpes which he caught from his sister.
• I bet you guys are wondering whatever happened to the bear which Borat got for protection against Jew’s right? Here’s the answer
• In the movie, he acquires a bear for self-protection (which he named Oxanna, after his late wife) because the gun shop owner would not sell him a gold plated Desert Eagle. Azamat tells him the bear ran away, but when Azamat opens a motel fridge a decapitated bear head is clearly seen.

“These shoes is good for chase ladies!!!”

Signature Phrases

• My name a Borat. Nice to meet you.
• Not so much
• I like
• I very excite!
• Can I touch?
• I like you. Do you like me?
• You win me – you have beaten me
• Is-a very nice
• Sexy time
• High-five!
• Big-nose people – Jews
• Chocolate faces – Black people
• Vanilla faces – White people
• Make a toilet – use a toilet
• Cage – a place to store one’s wife